zeldathemes
Chicks Dig Giant Robots

izzyyo:

sterlingsea:

cieply:

god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like

100% accurate

Seriously it’s actually totally accurate

As a Californian I can attest that even we girls speak like this. 

  #the sponge speaks  
default album art
Song: Just One Yesterday (feat. Foxes)
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Save Rock and Roll
Played: 9,185 times.

howling-foxes:

        Letting people down is my thing, baby
Find yourself a new gig
          This town ain’t big enough for two of us
I don’t have the right name
        Or the right looks
But I have twice the heart

Me: [holds up Sara] This is my favorite.
Me: [holds up Sam] So is this one.
Me: [holds up Maxine] This one too.
Me: [holds up Janine] Also this one.
Me: [holds up Simon]
Me: [puts Simon down]
Me: [holds up Simon] This one makes me angry but also makes me cry a lot??? So I guess that counts.
Me: [holds up Girl Guides] Oh can't forget these.
Me: [holds up Dr. Lobatse, Paula, Louise, Veronica, Ed, Eugene, Jack, Zoe, Phil, Jody, Evan, Chris, and Major de Santa] Faves.
You: But which one is your FAVORITE favorite?
Me: You shut your filthy fucking mouth.
  #zombies run    #stop making me emotionally attached to fictional characters in a fitness app!    #also i ship    #radio boyfriends    #so hard  

You can’t eat french fries at the gym that’s just not fair.

  #the sponge speaks  

Whoever said that it shouldn’t hurt when girls get hit in the crotch has never seen a girl drop a barbell on her pelvis before.

  #the sponge speaks    #the sponge goes to the gym  

straydog733:

undeadeight:

abeltownshiprunner5:

i know that there are zombies following me and all but thats a sports bra

"five NO"

"i have to sam"

"IT’S TOO DANGEROUS"

"THE PEOPLE OF ABEL NEED ME"

"THE BREASTS OF ABEL NEED ME!"

"So a few people will be a bit more, uh, bouncy. It’s not worth dying over!"

"I WILL SUPPORT THEM ALL!"

"Runner Five you’ve picked up six pairs of shorts today, that more than makes up for it!"

"YOU DON’T KNOW THE STRUGGLE SAM."

  #zombies run    #a fitness app shouldn't make me this emotionall attached  

Harry Potter: A Summary

  #harry potter  
Me: Mom, can I skip school today?
Mom: Sure.
Me: Augh no I can't do that what if I miss something important?
  #the sponge speaks    #I didn't want to go to theology today    #he made us talk about the book of mark    #I didn't want to talk about the book of mark  
culinarycosplay:

BUCKING BRONCOIt’s Code orange! October 1! Time to break out the apple and pumpkin flavored everything!
At least for those of us in the northern hemisphere.
For those of you down south, I have something special coming up next for your summer.
So- Bucking Bronco. The fourth vigor you encounter in Bioshock Infinite, it’s about as simple to acquire as the first, since you pick it up from a shipping crate sitting in a hallway at Soldier’s Field. Now, granted, you are being shot at by Motorized Patriots at this point, but everyone has time to take a swig of highly-deadly super-power juice. You take a drink and are engulfed by the majesty of…horses? Not quite as fancy as the devil himself vigor, but at least it’s not the ram.  Horses are cool enough.
And like Charge, this is a vigor I neglected to really use in-depth. It might actually be because I just recently got over my disdain of horses, but that’s just me. Bucking Bronco only works on organic enemies like firemen and Zealots, but against those Motorized patriots currently trying to shoot you up like a can of Finkton Tomato Soup, you’re outta luck. Your enemies are tossed and suspended in the air when fired at, so it’s understandable why you can’t use it on a 1-ton rampaging robot.  
So, what flavors do you think of when horses come to mind? Other than glue, stop that. Apples were the correct answer, but I would have accepted carrots for half points. So hardy apple drink it is.
-K
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culinarycosplay:

BUCKING BRONCO

It’s Code orange! October 1! Time to break out the apple and pumpkin flavored everything!

At least for those of us in the northern hemisphere.

For those of you down south, I have something special coming up next for your summer.

So- Bucking Bronco. The fourth vigor you encounter in Bioshock Infinite, it’s about as simple to acquire as the first, since you pick it up from a shipping crate sitting in a hallway at Soldier’s Field. Now, granted, you are being shot at by Motorized Patriots at this point, but everyone has time to take a swig of highly-deadly super-power juice. You take a drink and are engulfed by the majesty of…horses? Not quite as fancy as the devil himself vigor, but at least it’s not the ram.  Horses are cool enough.

And like Charge, this is a vigor I neglected to really use in-depth. It might actually be because I just recently got over my disdain of horses, but that’s just me. Bucking Bronco only works on organic enemies like firemen and Zealots, but against those Motorized patriots currently trying to shoot you up like a can of Finkton Tomato Soup, you’re outta luck. Your enemies are tossed and suspended in the air when fired at, so it’s understandable why you can’t use it on a 1-ton rampaging robot.  

So, what flavors do you think of when horses come to mind? Other than glue, stop that. Apples were the correct answer, but I would have accepted carrots for half points. So hardy apple drink it is.

-K

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  #bioshock    #bioshok infinite  
hansofyoursouthernisles:

irelancl:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

Grits are the worst fucking food what are you all on

Blackberries wtf

What the hell is succotash

hansofyoursouthernisles:

irelancl:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

Grits are the worst fucking food what are you all on

Blackberries wtf

What the hell is succotash

  #the sponge speaks  
culinarycosplay:

SPARKLING EFFERVESCENCE  

I love Magic Find. But considering I’m already at 100% MF and still get mostly Fine and Masterwork drops form Tequatl, I try to down as many Magic Find items as possibly before we drive him back to his watery grave. The reward system in Gw2 confuses me. You are either obscenely lucky, like my brother who is drowning in Black Lion claim tickets with never buying any gems, or me, who can’t even raise enough funds to become a lv 500 armorsmith. *cue much head-desking and sheepish apologies from brother*
Sparkling Effervescence may only grant an increase of 6% MF and an extra 10% from kills, but it’s the item history that counts. 
Speaking of ‘counts’, I lost count of how many times I plunged to my rocky death gathering charged crystal essence for Ixcic in Labyrinthine cliffs. It was the one event everyone could pull together and get a gold on. Baby dolyak racing was too stressful, furry little jellybeans being blown into nets. But getting a nice stiff drink after electrocuting yourself was a present consolation prize- until we had 60 of them. Then we figured we should actually drink them. This is based off a Moscow Mule, if the copper cup in both pictures hadn’t already given it away.
MJ actually made this one but never got around to doing the write-up. I guess it fell to me. Since I just messed up my most recent sweet-roll attempt, I needed something to be post (I’m so sorry whoever requested sweet rolls, I’m trying, but the yeast didn’t activate and I didn’t let them rise long enough, I messed up- This weekend for sure).
-K
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culinarycosplay:

SPARKLING EFFERVESCENCE  

I love Magic Find. But considering I’m already at 100% MF and still get mostly Fine and Masterwork drops form Tequatl, I try to down as many Magic Find items as possibly before we drive him back to his watery grave. The reward system in Gw2 confuses me. You are either obscenely lucky, like my brother who is drowning in Black Lion claim tickets with never buying any gems, or me, who can’t even raise enough funds to become a lv 500 armorsmith. *cue much head-desking and sheepish apologies from brother*

Sparkling Effervescence may only grant an increase of 6% MF and an extra 10% from kills, but it’s the item history that counts. 

Speaking of ‘counts’, I lost count of how many times I plunged to my rocky death gathering charged crystal essence for Ixcic in Labyrinthine cliffs. It was the one event everyone could pull together and get a gold on. Baby dolyak racing was too stressful, furry little jellybeans being blown into nets. But getting a nice stiff drink after electrocuting yourself was a present consolation prize- until we had 60 of them. Then we figured we should actually drink them. This is based off a Moscow Mule, if the copper cup in both pictures hadn’t already given it away.

MJ actually made this one but never got around to doing the write-up. I guess it fell to me. Since I just messed up my most recent sweet-roll attempt, I needed something to be post (I’m so sorry whoever requested sweet rolls, I’m trying, but the yeast didn’t activate and I didn’t let them rise long enough, I messed up- This weekend for sure).

-K

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  #gw2    #food    #alcohol    #guild wars 2  
  #gw2    #guild wars 2  

Guess who got World Completion again!

Niro’s so proud of himself.

  #gw2 fan submission    #gw2    #guild wars 2    #Niro Xidarian  

From nice family photo to drake attack in 2.5 seconds. 

  #gw2 fan submission    #gw2    #guild wars 2