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Chicks Dig Giant Robots

by-ogdens-hammer:

avatarketchup:

Cosplay this! I dare you! I double dare you, motherf****!

I’m going to we a r  t h i s

  #gw2    #guild wars 2  
hoardingrecipes:

Salmon Sashimi Rice Bowl

hoardingrecipes:

Salmon Sashimi Rice Bowl

  #food  
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Song: my neighbour totoro theme
Artist: a music box heals you
Played: 213,381 times.

appearings:

‘my neighbour totoro’ music box

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Song: Centuries
Artist: Fall Out Boy
Album: Centuries - Single
Played: 345,982 times.

realwaves:

Centuries - Fall Out Boy

I CANNOT GET OVER HOW FUCKING GOOD THIS IS

culinarycosplay:

OMNOMBERRY PIE


The Omnomberry (Rubus yummycosis) is a short perennial shrub characterized by its valuable magenta berries. It is native to the lands of Orr, which until recently were submersed under the sea. These bulbous plants prefer to grow in dark, concealed corners near to Cathedrals of dead Human Gods. The berries grow on the elevated stalks of the plant, which resembles a large version of the berry itself. 
To harvest these highly valuable berries, one must firstly obtain an orichalcum harvesting sickle, and secondly cleave through the ravenous waves of undead infesting Malchor’s Leap and the Cursed shore, where the berries are most commonly observes.
As a crop their nodes have a 5 hour respawn period. These small fruit have a minimal yield, one berry per node> Currently they fetch a price of 2 silver, 97 copper.Gathering boosts have been known to increase output by double. 
Omnomberries have wide culinary versatility, from bread to dye to Gift(s) of Nature, and are cherished for their status improvements. 
Shocking. That’s probably why they’re almost 3 silver a pop. I always wondered why fruit that grows so close to massive death and rot is so good for your magic find. Maybe it sucks nutrients out of Zhaitan’s undead minions…gross. This pie gives you a 66% chance of stealing health on a critical hit. So that’s where the undead power comes in….
Alright kiddies time to make a pie- but bear in mind since these things are hilariously fictional I had to bend the rules of fruit pie a bit. The Omnomberries seemed most similar to Black Currants to me. But considering I live in the “Mid” part of the “Midwest”, I can’t get them here, fresh or frozen. Only preserve. Recipe is under the cut.
-K
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culinarycosplay:

OMNOMBERRY PIE

The Omnomberry (Rubus yummycosis) is a short perennial shrub characterized by its valuable magenta berries. It is native to the lands of Orr, which until recently were submersed under the sea. These bulbous plants prefer to grow in dark, concealed corners near to Cathedrals of dead Human Gods. The berries grow on the elevated stalks of the plant, which resembles a large version of the berry itself. 

To harvest these highly valuable berries, one must firstly obtain an orichalcum harvesting sickle, and secondly cleave through the ravenous waves of undead infesting Malchor’s Leap and the Cursed shore, where the berries are most commonly observes.

As a crop their nodes have a 5 hour respawn period. These small fruit have a minimal yield, one berry per node> Currently they fetch a price of 2 silver, 97 copper.Gathering boosts have been known to increase output by double. 

Omnomberries have wide culinary versatility, from bread to dye to Gift(s) of Nature, and are cherished for their status improvements. 

Shocking. That’s probably why they’re almost 3 silver a pop. I always wondered why fruit that grows so close to massive death and rot is so good for your magic find. Maybe it sucks nutrients out of Zhaitan’s undead minions…gross. This pie gives you a 66% chance of stealing health on a critical hit. So that’s where the undead power comes in….

Alright kiddies time to make a pie- but bear in mind since these things are hilariously fictional I had to bend the rules of fruit pie a bit. The Omnomberries seemed most similar to Black Currants to me. But considering I live in the “Mid” part of the “Midwest”, I can’t get them here, fresh or frozen. Only preserve. Recipe is under the cut.

-K

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  #gw2    #food    #recipe    #gw2 food    #shameless self-promotion  
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Song: Radioactive
Artist: Within Temptation
Played: 459,397 times.

sassyqunari:

shingekinosantatitan:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Within Temptation’s cover of Radioactive? 

Haru in my tansu.

Haru in my tansu.

  #the sponge speaks    #haru    #my cat my cabinet  

AW YEAH

I hit the bench for two days and cranked out both arms. Neither the arms nor chest have the detail paint, just base camouflage coat since I ran out of green spray paint. Now I need to get to the hardware store for paint and portable string-light batteries.

I also and going to fill in the gaps around his shoulder-blades with tubing to make him more robotic.  

Thank you Morgan for posing for me again. 

  #pacific rim    #Cherno Alpha    #cherno alpha cosplay    #pacific rim cosplay    #cosplay    #my art  
Elementary Teacher: If you keep making that face, i'll stick like that.
Me: Well that explains my perpetual look of passive contempt.
  #the sponge speaks    #i have that expression    #where it always looks like i'm contemplating murder  

libutron:

Nomia iridescens a Bee with colourful abdominal stripes 

This cool bee, scientifically named Nomia iridescens, belongs to the Halictidae Family, a cosmopolitan group commonly referred to as halictid bees and sweat bees.

Nomia iridescens is a conspicuously banded bee with amazing neon-green stripes, which occurs in southeast Asia (India, Borneo, Peninsular malaysia, Philippines).

Sweat bees, play a vital role in the pollination ecology of a region. By having  a wide range of adaptational capabilities, these inhabit all kind of ecological niches both in tropical and temperate regions. In number and kind these anthophilic insects (attracted to flowers) surpass all other bees and thus are mainly responsible for conserving the vegetation germplasm by pollinating a bewildering variety of wild and cultivated entomophilic flora.

References: [1] - [2] - [3] - [4]

Photo credit: ©Paul Bertner | Locality: Mt. Isarog National Park, Philippines (2014) | [Top] - [Middle] - [Bottom]

  #BEEEEES    #I LOVE BEEEES  
culinarycosplay:

So there’s something I noticed early on in GW2 that made me feel a bit bad about myself. When you move your character, by default they run. Loping along through the grass, flipping and twisting at the tap of the dodge key. The only way to make your character walk at a reasonable speed is to hot-key the action, which is helpful for dolyak escort missions to stay on par with the hairy beasts and not leave them in the dust. But otherwise your character runs marathons each time you log on.
I just ran my first willing mile since my senior year of high school. I may have been pleased with my strangely improved pace, but GW2 protagonist I am not. The sprinting prowess of the Asura far exceeds what I could ever possibly achieve, and I’m not at all ashamed to admit that have been caressed by the hand of jealousy.
So I obviously started lifting at the gym again.
I’m not gonna lie, I am in so much pain right now. I have never been so sore in my life, and I understand finally why so many gym-goers skip legs day.
Today was obviously legs day.
This followed two days of intense upper body cranking, so now I can’t straighten my left arm, bend my right one more than 90⁰, or climb the stairs properly. I would feel way better if I had home-made chocolate chip cookies in my kitchen, but my family ate them all.
Speaking of which, that might be where your GW2 characters would get their caloric intake. Those and Star Cakes.
-K

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
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culinarycosplay:

So there’s something I noticed early on in GW2 that made me feel a bit bad about myself. When you move your character, by default they run. Loping along through the grass, flipping and twisting at the tap of the dodge key. The only way to make your character walk at a reasonable speed is to hot-key the action, which is helpful for dolyak escort missions to stay on par with the hairy beasts and not leave them in the dust. But otherwise your character runs marathons each time you log on.

I just ran my first willing mile since my senior year of high school. I may have been pleased with my strangely improved pace, but GW2 protagonist I am not. The sprinting prowess of the Asura far exceeds what I could ever possibly achieve, and I’m not at all ashamed to admit that have been caressed by the hand of jealousy.

So I obviously started lifting at the gym again.

I’m not gonna lie, I am in so much pain right now. I have never been so sore in my life, and I understand finally why so many gym-goers skip legs day.

Today was obviously legs day.

This followed two days of intense upper body cranking, so now I can’t straighten my left arm, bend my right one more than 90⁰, or climb the stairs properly. I would feel way better if I had home-made chocolate chip cookies in my kitchen, but my family ate them all.

Speaking of which, that might be where your GW2 characters would get their caloric intake. Those and Star Cakes.

-K

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

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  #gw2    #food    #shameless self-promotion  

When you try to talk to a friend and all you end up doing is irritating them.

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  #the sponge speaks  
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Song: My Songs Know What You Did in Gravity Falls
Artist: Psycosis
Album: Gravity Falls Out Boy
Played: 319,248 times.

adorablyrotten:

kastiakbc:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

SWEET FUCK ON A FUCKSTICK

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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alinovna:

i did it again

  #star trek